Glee As I Want To Be

(Editor's Note: If you're looking for a raw masculine breakdown of the return of GLEE, then look elsewhere. If you want to hear the giddy ramblings of a moron, well, what's wrong with you???)
Screw it, I'm going to be like a runaway Toyota, and just roll with it.
The old me was a critical SOB when it came to Volume 1 of GLEE, but i'm on board for the ride now. It is what it is, which is a series of amusing references aimed at forwarding the plot until the next song number. I'm fine with that, since the lines are amusing and the songs win me over every time.
Plot, eh. Development, blurgh. Some sort of continuity, blah.
SO with that in mind I just allowed myself to be swept away with the return of GLEE, and it was a fun ride.
Love the introduction of porn star Jesse Saint James. While I can't confirm that's his actual occupation, it will be eventually with that name. I also like the coach of Vocal Adrenaline, who seems poised to be the evil yin to Shu's girly yang. I smell drama, and it smells fabulous!
(Editor's Note: Who writes like this???)
I can't believe we were denied a makeout (seems like that should be one word) scene between the cheerios.
LOVED, LOVED, LOVED that Finn sucks at basketball. He's the anti-HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL protagonist. He can't do everything. He can't even make two hot chicks make-out (Hyphen?).
THis episode was way too light on Puck and Quinn, and way to heavy on Shu. Perfect amount of Sue. Could have used some lines for Other Asian, but I was happy that he got to dance.
Was anyone else a little weirded out by the way everyone started dancing during Rachel's song number? Seemed like that came together strangely. Stop it DAVE! DOn't question it, Dave! Just go with the flow.
No more dwelling on it. People are here and it's time to drink.
SO EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK!!!