I have arbitrarily chosen a number of categories to predict for the OSCARS. Here they are!
Best Animated Film: Let's see, did Pixar make a movie? They did. And I would bet against them why? I wouldn't (UP)
Best Song: That one from Crazy Heart. You know. C'mon. What, you didn't see it either? (THE WEARY KIND)
Best Director: If a lady could win this for the first time, she should. (Kathryn Bigelow)
Best Supporting Actress: (MONIQUE)
Best Supporting Actor: Not even close (Christoph Waltz)
Best Actress: I feel so dirty. No. It can't be true. But, it is. Mulligan is getting robbed, and Streep doesn't even deserve to be runner up. (Sandra Bullock)
Best Actor: DUDE!!!!! (Jeff Bridges)
Best Original Screenplay: I am pulling so hard for Inglourious Basterds, but alas, the bastards won't let it happen (Hurt Locker)
Best Adapted Screenplay: It is a crime, nay, a travesty that IN THE LOOP won't win. The winner is so different from the book it shouldn't even count in this category (UP IN THE AIR)
Best Picture: Ten nominees so it could come down to a couple of exes. (The Hurt Locker)
Best Documentary: (THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN)
Visual Effects: District 9 has seamlessly integrated characters into a real world. James Cameron sucks balls (Avatar)
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