Tuesday, February 23, 2010

More Lumby Categories

In the vein of a slow reveal, we're giving you avid readers two more categories from the upcoming LUMBY awards!

Best Movie I Didn't See:
The Fantastic Mr. Fox-I love vintage Wes Anderson, and based on the trailer it sounded like the good old days. Add in Clooney and animals acting like people, well I'm sold. Not to the point where I wanted to pay to see it though...
Where the Wild Things Are-Looked cool.
A Single Man-Seems artsy. Colin Firth is a good actor when he's not playing the affable love interest.
UP-I always like Pixar movies when i see them eventually. I'll tell you if that's true in 2012 when i get around to this one.
EXAM - Not even sure this was released in America during 2009, but it looks super cool. Takes place in one room and it blew my mind in an extended trailer.


WORST MOVIE (May HAVE REFUSED TO ACTUALLY SEE IT)
(Editor's Note: This category was created to destroy the movie Blind Side. Oh yeah, spoiler alert)
The Blind Side: I'm sorry, but this movie looks ridiculous. I just want to scream.
Up - Eventually Pixar is going to make a stinker.
Where the Wild Things Are - If I wanted to look at something that was visually stunning i would watch a lot of porn. Fake tits are my art. I don't want to look at them, just admire them.
Harry Potter #6 - Boy this movie was terrible. I put aside the fact I love the books, and tried to enjoy it as cinema. Hated it. Boring. Emotionally numb. Just bad. We could have a competitor.
Bride Wars/The Soloist/Public Enemies/The Ugly Truth: These movies made me genuinely mad. I may add more to this one.

1 comment:

EntDailyFan said...

The only movie I saw from that list was Up. Enjoyable, but not life-altering. Unless you're a girl. Or a certain male friend of mine. Then it made you cry.

When are you going to post the nominees for my Lumby categories?